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  1. 06-12-2021, 05:49 PM#1
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    Hello Earthlings

    Greeting earthlings! I purchased a brand new 2021 RSV4 Factory today. Other bikes I've owned/own include the Ducati Panigale V4S, the BMW S1000RR, and the Yamaha R1M. I used to race WERA, but now I am a certified sport bike coach; hence, I get my kicks by seeing others become smoother, safer and faster, and by being a "track day winner." I'm hoping to learn from the experts in this forum, especially about the accessories, parts and go-faster updates for this stunning-looking bike. This is my first ever Aprilia and I'm hoping that it's going to be the best of all the superbikes I've ever owned.

  2. 06-12-2021, 10:14 PM#2
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    Congratulations on the new bike, she's a beauty! That's quite a nice list of liter class sport bikes you've owned before. I just made the change to Aprilia myself with a new 2021 base RSV4 model after riding a 2010 BMW S1000RR for 10 years.

  3. 06-13-2021, 02:59 AM#3
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    Quote Originally Posted by randomwalkerView Post
    Greeting earthlings! I purchased a brand new 2021 RSV4 Factory today. Other bikes I've owned/own include the Ducati Panigale V4S, the BMW S1000RR, and the Yamaha R1M. I used to race WERA, but now I am a certified sport bike coach; hence, I get my kicks by seeing others become smoother, safer and faster, and by being a "track day winner." I'm hoping to learn from the experts in this forum, especially about the accessories, parts and go-faster updates for this stunning-looking bike. This is my first ever Aprilia and I'm hoping that it's going to be the best of all the superbikes I've ever owned.
    Congratulations on your excellent choice of bikes.
    As an ex-racer myself, I can assure you that this is a fun bike on the track, though the '21 may be an alter ego of what I have, be assured they are not going to be too far apart.
    I would value your opinion on the ECS. https://www.apriliaforum.com/forums/...led-Suspension
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  4. 06-13-2021, 08:19 AM#4
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    Hopefully, you live close to AF1 so they can do the maintenance on the bike. The biggest complaint about Aprilia is the dearth of qualified mechanics with the skills, knowledge and parts to keep them running right. If you are close to AF1, you’ve just won the Aprilia lottery.
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  5. 06-15-2021, 07:35 AM#5
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    Yup you done bought the maintenance whore of the market

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoochView Post
    yup you done bought the maintenance whore of the market
    lmfao �� said

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    Nice Bro!!! I’m a little Jelly!!!

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  9. 06-15-2021, 12:18 PM#9
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    Quote Originally Posted by plockyView Post
    Congratulations on your excellent choice of bikes.
    As an ex-racer myself, I can assure you that this is a fun bike on the track, though the '21 may be an alter ego of what I have, be assured they are not going to be too far apart.
    I would value your opinion on the ECS. https://www.apriliaforum.com/forums/...led-Suspension
    Good stuff! Thanks for starting.

  10. 06-15-2021, 04:48 PM#10
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    Did you p/u your bike last saturday @ Plano kawasaki?
    I went by that afternoon. trade in a bmw s1000rr?

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